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ROFLMAO and so on

May 15, 2009

It’s not new, it’s not the only one of the genre, but this one made me laugh so hard I cried.

A few years ago, I incidentally listened to some Nightwish songs. I didn’t even have the excuse of being 15/emo/goth, I was 19 and trying to work on a statistics report with a friend whose taste in music was open to discussion.

Now it’s 2009, and I still vaguely remember the songs. Except now, Wishmaster will never, EVER sound the same.

Here are the original lyrics (which don’t make much more sense, but after all, we’re talking about Nightwish :D)

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller`s mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars
The words are silent in him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Silvara
Starbreeze

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
To august realms, the sorcery within
If you hear the call of arcane lore,
Your world shall rest on Earth no more
A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
Meet me at the Inn of Last Home
Heartborne will find the way!

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Wishmaster
Crusade for Your will
A child, dreamfinder
The Apprentice becoming…

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

And as a token of thanks to the ones that made me watch that :
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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Flo permalink
    May 16, 2009 00:15

    hard porn will find a whip.

    and that is just everything you need.

  2. May 16, 2009 10:06

    😀
    As long as there is NO FARMING !!!

  3. poisonousbookworm permalink
    May 16, 2009 18:56

    LOL!

  4. May 17, 2009 17:26

    Yes, that is just crazy! My brother showed this video to me a while ago – it was fun. Hamsters ftw! It is kind of similar to the “translation” of that one Indian song…

  5. May 17, 2009 23:22

    I’m still giggling stupidly every time I think about it 😀
    I don’t know about that Indian song, but I’m interested…

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