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Science has the answer to all your prayers

April 20, 2009

snapshot20090420201635behold, you young ignorant, the true power of science

Dr Elric will now tell you how great science is.

Postulate #1 : Science is knowledge, knowledge is power.


Postulate #2 : Science trumps love.


Postulate #3 : Science can make you look cool even when you’re a midget.


Postulate #4 : Science brings fame.


It’s guaranteed ! We have satisfied customers everywhere !

Customer #1 : “My eyes glowed red and I had a huge machine gun and I flashed lightning ! How cool is that !


Customer #2 : “I could impale a guy and not even redo my manicure !


So, what are you waiting for ?

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