Science has the answer to all your prayers
behold, you young ignorant, the true power of science
Dr Elric will now tell you how great science is.
Postulate #1 : Science is knowledge, knowledge is power.
Postulate #2 : Science trumps love.
Postulate #3 : Science can make you look cool even when you’re a midget.
Postulate #4 : Science brings fame.
It’s guaranteed ! We have satisfied customers everywhere !
Customer #1 : “My eyes glowed red and I had a huge machine gun and I flashed lightning ! How cool is that !“
Customer #2 : “I could impale a guy and not even redo my manicure !“
So, what are you waiting for ?